H. L. Mencken Wife Quotations

When a husband's story is believed, he begins to suspect his wife.

The double standard of morality will survive in this world so long as the woman whose husband has been lured away is favoured with the sympathetic tears of other women, and a man whose wife has made off is laughed at by other men.

Christian--One who is willing to serve three Gods, but draws the line at one wife.

Wife: a former sweetheart.

Suicide is a belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives.

Only a jackass ever talks over his affairs with a woman, whether she be his sweetheart, wife, or sister, or mother.

Wife: one who is sorry she did it, but would undoubtedly do it again.

Great artists are modest almost as seldom as they are faithful to their wives.