A lifevest protects you from drowning and a bulletproof vest...

A lifevest protects you from drowning and a bulletproof vest protects you from getting shot, and a sweater vest protects you from pretty girls.

Demetri Martin Quote About Girl, Bulletproof Vest, Sweaters: A Lifevest Protects You From...
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