My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot...

My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.

Joan Rivers Quote About Baby, Dog, Memorable: My Obstetrician Was So Dumb...
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