Bartender Quotations

I spent a lot of time listening to people. But it's also true that I liked details and listening to people when I was a bartender and when I was a waitress and probably when I was a babysitter as well. I suspect that's part of what drew me to psychotherapy rather than the other way around.

The supporting thing can be harder to pop in and out of. The hardest thing is the people who have to come in and play, say, the bartender for a day - that's a lot harder than playing the lead role. You have to pop in and get it right. It's a lot of pressure to just pop in there and fit in and find your footing really fast.

I studied international relations and economics at the University of Virginia. I paid my way by working as a bartender in the summer and at three part-time jobs during the year.

Socially, a journalist ranks somewhere between the madam of a whorehouse and a bartender. but spiritually he ranks with Galileo, for he knows the world is round.

You'd never have known it was going on unless someone told you, but if you went into the lounge and asked the bartender where the action was, he'd tell you ... it wasn't a secret.

We stayed up late the night it was voted on and I called down here to the bartender on shift and said, 'Oh my god! It's passed! From that moment on we lost a bunch of customers.

I worked at Starbucks, I was a waiter, a bartender and a valet, sometimes working 2 to 3 jobs at a time while getting a lot of 'no's' as an actor.

I've never been a waitress, hostess, bartender or any of the typical side jobs you'd expect an actor to have. This is partly because I've always been afraid of dropping plates on customer's heads.

People say, 'Oh, the bartender knows what he's doing.' Well, the bartender does know what he's doing in a lot of cases, but he falls victim to these illusions.

You're not generally going to get an admission from the bartender or service person or person manning the keg who says, 'Yeah, I saw him; he was totally trashed,'

I was a bartender in New York and I overheard this girl saying she made $3000 doing a commercial. A kid at work told me, 'Hey, I know this director and he'd really like you!'. So I walked into this guy's office and was like 'I was thinking maybe I could make $3000' and he hired me for commercials, short films, like 15 jobs in a row.

I haven't heard the bartender story, ... I have heard the drug ecstasy. I've heard they slip that into drinks.

There were open containers of liquor in the bar. There was a bartender behind the bar. Several people were sitting at the bar and several people were walking around the bar.

A theory that you can't explain to a bartender is probably no damn good.

A conservative, a liberal, and a moderate walk into a bar. The bartender says, 'Hi, Mitt.'

If you truly love me, kill the bartender.

My dad was a bartender that worked banquets.

Anyway, whacking a surly bartender ain't much of a crime.

Will there be any bartenders up there in Heaven, will the pubs never close?

Every time I read a Jane Austen novel, I feel like a bartender at the gates of heaven.