Certificates Quotations

Vickie Lynn Hogan is my birth certificate's name.

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate.

I've never won many awards, I didn't get certificates for swimming or anything.

No one has ever asked to see my degree certificate.

It occurred to me that I would like to be a poet. The chief qualification, I understand is that you must be born. Well, I hunted up my birth certificate, and found that I was all right on that score.

How many McDonald's gift certificates would it take to sway a lot of Americans to pledge to never publicly criticize the U.S, President?

A verbal threat is the most authentic certificate of impotence.

Obama is the closest thing to a Latino that we have. Barack. Everybody wants to see his birth certificate too.

Peace is a certificate you get in the grave.

My stepmother sold my birth certificate and someone asked why I didn't buy it back. I don't know, really. I just couldn't bring myself to do it. It was mine. It cost me nothing and suddenly I had to buy it back.

I'm not saying my mother didn't like me, but she kept looking for loopholes in my birth certificate.

Did you see my ninja move?That was fast, right?" "You are not a ninja, Shane." "I've watched all the movies. I just haven't gotten the certificate from the correspondence course yet.

Every sect is a certificate that God has not plainly revealed his will to man. To each reader the Bible conveys a different meaning.

Every photograph is a certificate of presence.

I told her I knew when I was going to die because my birth certificate had an expiration date on it.