Crocodiles Quotations

See you later, alligator. After a while, crocodile.

I found in one of the tombs an inscription saying, 'If you touch my tomb, you will be eaten by a crocodile and hippopotamus.' It doesn't mean the hippo will eat you, it means the person really wanted his tomb to be protected.

Unlike New Zealand, which has nothing especially predatory, Australia is full of spiders and crocodiles and all kinds of animals that will eat you and sting you.

If we choose to walk into a forest where a tiger lives, we are taking a chance. If we swim in a river where crocodiles live, we are taking a chance. If we visit the desert or climb a mountain or enter a swamp where snakes have managed to survive, we are taking a chance.

As you know, the fossil record includes not only the ancestors of crocodiles and whales, but also the ancestors of human beings. And this, of course, is why evolution remains controversial.

Every cent we earn from Crocodile Hunter goes straight back into conservation. Every single cent.

You know, you can touch a stick of dynamite, but if you touch a venomous snake it'll turn around and bite you and kill you so fast it's not even funny.

The Zambesi is a big river; there's no crocodiles on 4 Mile Run.

Since I was a boy, from this house, I was out rescuing crocodiles and snakes. My mum and dad were very passionate about that and, I was lucky enough to go along.

I have done everything I have ever wanted to do. I have swum with tiger sharks, been charged by lions and elephants. I have been shot three times, chased by crocodiles and, God be praised, I've made enough money that I can continue to do all the things I want to for as long as I am able.

My neighbors are crocodiles and tigers and giraffes.

I get called an adrenaline junkie every other minute, and I'm just fine with that.

My earliest memories were on the cattle stations up in the Outback. And then we moved back to Melbourne and then back out there and then back again. Probably my most vivid memories were up there in Bulman with crocodiles and buffalo.

Working with crocodiles is always amazing because they're beautiful. They're modern day dinosaurs, which is really cool.

I would think if the Chicago Mafia came to Australia today, they would probably think that it was full of blokes who go around wrestling crocodiles - whether that be Crocodile Dundee or Steve Irwin. But one thing they would not be wondering about is where they could go to get a pizza.

Only when you have crossed the river can you say that the crocodile has a lump on his snout.

The work of art is a stuffed crocodile.

They say they are going to stop corruption at the ANC ... crocodiles are going to become vegetarians.

Being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep...in a giant blender.

It is the wisdom of the crocodiles, that shed tears when they would devour.

The crocodile must want to be a crocodile for reasons of the crocodile

Every day, I live a lie But not the crocodile kind.

The Allegator is the same, as the Crocodile, and differs only in Name.

I suppose it's like the ticking crocodile, isn't it? Time is chasing after all of us.

The crocodile doesn't harm the bird that cleans his teeth for him. He eats the others but not that one.

To worship a crocodile is better to worship yourself.

Crocodiles. I’ve been catching them since I was nine. No problem.

Statistically there's only one crocodile-related human fatality per year in the whole of Australia.

Appeasement is feeding the crocodile, hoping he will eat you last.

They feed the crocodile in the hope that he will eat them last.