Exes Quotations

Whenever you have an ex, and they're like, 'I hope we can still be friends!' and you weren't friends before you started dating, then what do you go back to, really?

There's no ex out there who I'm not friends with today, and I'm extremely thankful for that.

The truth is that everybody has a past and everybody has an ex.

Never be friends with your exes if you weren't friends with them before.

It had come about ex­act­ly in the way things hap­pened in books.

I think a lot of ex-addicts. They find a lot of humor in what they did because they lived through it.

All my ex's live in Texas, And Texas is the place I'd dearly love to be, But all my ex's live in Texas, Therefore I reside in Tennessee

There's no such thing as an ex-junkie.

Of evils one should choose the least. [Lat., Ex malis eligere minima oportere.]

For me, once I've worked on something and it's finished, it's like an ex-boyfriend: you don't go back to them.

There is no such thing as an ex-exhibitionist.

I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!

Um, Dues ex machina anyone?