Ifs Quotations | Page 4

If someone lacked decency or respect, I didn't allow that person to stay in my world.

If you stay in one place, you can only rap about one thing because that's all you know.

I was determined that if I failed it wouldn't be due to lack of effort

I've been given so much, and if I can just give back a tenth of what I've been given, then it's all worth it.

You're not going to do good work if you're not choosing something because it inspires you.

If you want to become a great chef, you have to work with great chefs. And that's exactly what I did.

If you work with Jim Carrey, you're working with the best.

If I can finish a cartoon in 20 minutes, then that's the ideal editorial cartoon - it's to the point.

You can shave my head if you need to; it doesn't bother me.

You get better at working by working. And if you don't work, you're not getting better.

Apparently the show happens even if I'm not there. Who knew?

I thought, if I went into business I'd be able to control my own destiny.

If we do not make tough decisions now, future Americans will have to make even tougher ones.

You shouldn't be in the music business if you're posing.

I am fiercely independent and I probably wouldn't be if it wasn't for the way in which I was brought up

If you can find collaborators whose strengths compliment your own, the result can be more than the sum of its authors.

Housework, if you do it right, will kill you.

If I could work with any actor it would have to be Johnny Depp. He is cool.

If you take every challenge everyone has in their life and multiply it in severity you get what it's like in the life of an actor.

I did what my conscience told me to do, and you can't fail if you do that.

However impenetrable it seems, if you don't try it, then you can never do it.

When I'm working on something, I proceed as if no one else will ever read it.

If you are a housewife, take pride in that.

If you can't eat it, can't sleep under it, can't wear it or make something from it, it's not worth anything.

Acquire the habit of speaking to God as if you were alone with Him, familiarly and with confidence and love, as to the dearest and most loving of friends.

Individuality is only possible if it unfolds from wholeness.

I get nervous when I don't get nervous. If I'm nervous I know I'm going to have a good show.

Play is always voluntary. What might otherwise be play is work if it's forced.

I couldn't throw a knuckleball if my life depended on it.

If you don't meet the standards, then you don't qualify.

I don't know if I'm striving for anything that I can put into words.

You can't always do the extraordinary, in between you have to do the ordinary. Because if you didn't, what would constitute the extraordinary?

Children who are treated as if they are uneducable almost invariably become uneducable.

You only have one life and if you're not doing what you love, what's the point?

You can't teach others if you are living the same way.

You can only offend me if you mean something to me.

You can take anything, and if you explore it right, you can make it funny.

If you respect the audience enough, they can take onboard many things.

If I hear the word 'perky' again, I'll puke.

If you begin to think you're something you're not, you're looking in the wrong mirror.

We're all grown women now; if we wanna do something, we can't be stopped!

If you can find something everyone agrees on, it's wrong.

Education is a continual process, it's like a bicycle... If you don't pedal you don't go forward.

If you really want to experience God, go and make disciples.

If the French noblesse had been capable of playing cricket with their peasants, their chateaux would never have been burnt.

Like what you do. If you don't like it, do something else.

Happiness exists only if you have a lot of people to share it with.

If something is shocking without being funny it's hard to justify.

If religion cannot restrain evil, it cannot claim effective power for good.

If something is worth doing, it's worth overdoing.

I don't know if I have a favorite color.

If you put out 150 percent, then you can always expect 100 percent back. That's what I was always told as a kid, and It's worked for me so far!

If you are the greatest, why would you go around talking about it?

If something is not good enough, stop doing it.

You gotta have a dream. If you don't have a dream, how you gonna make a dream come true?

If I have to go around telling everyone how great I am, then there's something wrong with my act.

If youre a good parent, see the changes that are happening in your kids.

If you have something to say of any worth then people will listen to you.

Right is right, even if no one else does it.

If it doesn't come through the Internet, it's not really compelling to me.

If a thing isn't worth saying, you sing it.

Luck, like a Russian car, generally only works if you push it.

Some people can only be happy being a star. What happens if and when the work dries up?

If being recalled is the price for keeping one's promises, then so be it.

If they can see you love them, you can say anything to them.

If you don't have eyebrows, you don't really have a face.

Be your true self. Because if you're not, there are consequences to be paid.

And if you do all you can, that's all you can ever do.

If a problem cannot be solved, enlarge it.

If someone starts agreeing with me, I don't like it. Out of pique, I become something else.

If I'm going to do something, I do it spectacularly or I don't do it at all.

Anyone who loses a parent, you have to find those parts of yourself that your parent held true in themselves, especially if they're supportive parents.

I did not do anything wrong as a governor, even if you accept the verdict as it is, it doesn't indicate that.

If you sense there must be more, there is more.

If you optimize everything, you will always be unhappy.

Never be lucid, never state, if you would be regarded great.

If you give a party, you better give it right.

The only rule I got is if you slide, get up.

You can see God from anywhere if your mind is set to love and obey Him.

Always behave as if nothing had happened, no matter what has happened.

If you had a good radio - and everybody did in those days - you could find it.

If you can believe in God, then you can believe in anything. It's a gang mentality.

It is true practically if not altogether without exception that the changes studied by any science tend to equilibrate or neutralize the forces which bring them about, and finally to come to rest.

I love sports - if I'm not acting, I'm probably doing sports.

If anything, the overriding emotion is gonna just be excitement.

I have to do things for myself, and if those standards are set high, then it's up to me to pass or fail.

If you're 40 years old and you've never had a failure, you've been deprived.

I decided that if my work contained what I could identify as a likeness to other work, I would remove it.

If you don't fill your days with love, you are wasting your life.

Music's supposed to come from the heart. I felt like that if it ever got mechanical, I was going to back away from it.

I have a Twitter, but I'm not a tweeter... if that really makes sense.

If we dont heal our own hood, who will?

If you rush in and out of the clubhouse, you rush in and out of baseball.

Let me be clear, the discussions about Social Security are not about the retirement security of those Americans who are 55 or older - the Social Security system for those folks 55 and over will not change in any way shape of form - no ifs, ands, or buts.

If you've got cool nails, you wake up and you're like, 'Oh, I'm happy now.'

I'm very perverse. If someone tells me I have to read a book, I'm instantly disinclined to do so.

If I'm interested in what I'm doing, other people will be interested in it.

You can't sit on the lid of progress. If you do, you will be blown to pieces.

If we had to go live action, I'd hold out for Tim Burton to direct.

If something scares me, then I have to do it.