Jedi Quotations

A more accurate statement would be that I was the first person since Jedi who was permitted to stick a fork into the piecrust to see if there was still any steam underneath.

You're convincing these big, tough football players to wear what was essentially women's lingerie. There was a little bit of a Jedi mind trick that needed to take place. The product really spoke for itself once guys felt it and touched it.

Luke : How did my father die? Obi-Wan : A young Jedi named Darth Vader, who was a pupil of mine until he turned to evil, helped the Empire hunt down and destroy the Jedi knights. He betrayed and murdered your father.

Jedi's absence from the Open is understandable. This is the first time in its history that Jedi has competed here. When entries for our six tournaments were received before the season start, the Jedi team wasn't entered in the Open.

Remember, a Jedi's strength flows from the Force. But beware. Anger, fear, aggression. The dark side are they. Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny. Luke... Luke... do not... do not underestimate the powers of the Emperor or suffer your father's fate you will. Luke, when gone am I... the last of the Jedi will you be. Luke, the Force runs strong in your family. Pass on what you have learned, Luke. There is... another... Sky... walker.

Ready are you? What know you of ready? For eight hundred years have I trained Jedi. My own counsel will I keep on who is to be trained. A Jedi must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind. This one a long time have I watched. All his life has he looked away... to the future, to the horizon. Never his mind on where he was. Hmm? What he was doing. Hmph. Adventure. Heh. Excitement. Heh. A Jedi craves not these things. You are reckless.

I'm not supposed to say anything but let's face it, Jedi knights never die.

'The New Jedi Order' was a pure publishing project: a single massive story - virtually one huge novel spread across multiple volumes - told by a succession of authors.

It's unreasonable, for example, to expect a female Jedi to think exactly like a male Jedi... or an alien one... in every situation.

I guess we still have 72 hours to pit them against Napoleon's Army, the Jedi Council and King Kong.

I haven't had a chance to break down tape on USC vs. the Jedi Council. USC against Godzilla and King Kong tackling in space would be tough, too.

The Force is what gives a Jedi his power. It's an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together.

Also Yoda 's scenes with the Emperor are so show stealing, especially when he Force flings Palpatine head over heels, ... I laughed aloud when Obi-Wan drops in to confront Grievous and his droids on Utapau . With a smirk, completely unbothered by being massively outnumbered he quips, 'Hello there.' Such cocky bravado from a Jedi , really!

The concert will have Jedi Mind Tricks, one of the biggest groups right now, and the Beatnuts, who had a single called 'Off the Books' with Big Pun a few years ago, ... Once people found out these two groups were involved, the flood gates opened. We actually had to turn some people away.

You don't suddenly get Jedi powers by upgrading. It's just a number.

It seems the young Jedi has done well. He learns quick - he's putting all his knowledge from his own team and what I've given him to work with.

What does your heart tell you?

These Are Not The Droids You Are Looking For.