Malfunction Quotations

Just keep it simple. When you over-think what you're wearing, that's when wardrobe malfunctions tend to happen.

There would be no Star Trek unless there were transporter malfunctions.

I set out to be a cross between Lenny Bruce and Robert the Bruce - my main thrust was the body and its functions and malfunctions - the absurdity of the thing.

I set out to be a cross between Lenny Bruce and Robert the Bruce.

Idiots emit bogons, causing machinery to malfunction in their presence. System administrators absorb bogons, letting machinery work again.

The greatest malfunction of spirit is to believe things.

What is your major malfunction?