Mittens Quotations

Nuthin' can avoid this shot 'cause it's hittin' It's so cool when you touch it, wear a mitten

You all know Newt Gingrich. Newt is short for Newton. People say if that's the case, what is Mitt short for? It's short for 'Mittens.'

I had always felt that mittens were a few steps back on the evolutionary scale-- why, I wondered, would we want to make ourselves into a less agile version of lobster.

You can't survive by sucking the juice from a wet mitten.

Handle your tools without mittens.