I don't follow any kind of 'isms.' If there is one, it will be Pram-ism.
I was a bit of a handful when I was a kid because I was quite hyperactive. Even in the house my mum used to put me in my pram because I was so full-on.
I swore that I wouldn't be one of those parents who leaves a Bugaboo pram parked in the communal entry hall. Well guess what, ours is there right now.
I have also considered many scientific plans during my pushing you around in your pram!