Sheriffs Quotations

You would run much slower if you were dragging something behind you, like a knapsack or a sheriff.

The United States can't be sheriff of the whole world.

You can't turn the sheriff into a toad, Hannah. It's against the rules. --Abbey Drake

It takes a lot of work to do this every day, every day, but I feel, as a sheriff, I should get to know my people. I serve them. They don't serve me. I serve them. They're my bosses, and the more people I can see and talk to, I love it.

When I retire, I'm going after his job. If I don't make sheriff, I'm going after his job. He's not that good. You can quote me on that.