Tubs Quotations

I take a baths all the time. I'll put on some music and burn some incense and just sit in the tub and think, Wow, life is great right now.

It took me years to figure out that you don't fall into a tub of butter, you jump for it.

I love going to the movies and getting Raisinets, a big tub of popcorn and a Coke. That's definitely a guilty pleasure because I can't be doing that all the time.

I'm blessed with a pretty good voice. So just sitting back there banging on the tubs wasn't enough.

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel.

Rub-a-dub-dub. Cerebrum in a tub.

I've got huge tubs full of X-Files memorobilia that I can sell on eBay.

A bath tub, apparently, was the first thing I wanted to be.

I'm actually thinking about getting back to being a bath tub. I don't think anyone's ever quite segued into that.

Leave the shower curtain on the inside of the tub.

Every tub must stand upon its bottom.

Ben & Jerry's is an indulgent dessert that should be eaten in moderation. You should not be replacing more than one meal a day with ice cream. We do not consider a pint or a tub of ice cream to be a single serving.

I am more than happy at Blackpool and I am afraid the chairman will need a hell of a tub of cream to get rid of me - I'm like a bad rash and not easily curable.

Diogenes found more rest in his tub than Alexander on his throne.

Don't you expect a rainbow coming out of the tub of bacon strips at the end of the buffet line?

Hart is still like that little tub of vaguely milklike gunk that comes with airline coffee. It is labeled a "nondairy" product. Fine: we know what is is non, but what is it?

We are a nation of 20 million bathrooms, with a humanist in every tub.

A nude by Degas is chaste. But his women wash in tubs!...

Imagine a hot tub for the mind. That is what meditation is; it can bathe your mind in relaxing thoughts.

A vet! I started laughing weakly and had to sit on the edge of the tub. A vet. Wait till they found out how appropriate that was.

Shunning the upstart shower, / The cold and cursory scrub, / I celebrate the power / That lies within the Tub.

Every tub sits on its bottom.

Though Diogenes lived in a tub, there might be, for aught I know, as much pride under his rags, as in the fine-spun garments of the divine Plato.

Every improvement that is put upon the real estate is the result of an idea in somebody's head. The skyscraper is another idea; the railroad is another; the telephone and all those things are merely symbols which represent ideas. An andiron, a wash-tub, is the result of an idea that did not exist before.

Books take their place according to their specific gravity as surely as potatoes in a tub.