Unicorn Quotations

Don't you love it that Prince doesn't use Twitter? Don't you think he's somewhere on a unicorn?

Ronald Reagan believes in the free market like some people believe in unicorns.

Everything today has been heavy and brown. Bring me a Unicorn to ride about the town.

We'd be happy to have more fair treatment in the media, but I'm not going to find unicorns on my doorstep tomorrow.

It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.

The mist hung in the air like a prancing unicorn.

Always be yourself, unless you can be a unicorn. Then, always be a unicorn.

A legend - now I am like a unicorn.

Unicorns," I said. "Very dangerous. You go first.

Unicorns are real and emo is imaginary.

That was like seeing a dodo and a unicorn all wrapped up in one

...my conscience has the same hard reality as a unicorn.

You don't have sex near unicorns. It's an ironclad rule. It's tacky.

So wary as to disappear for centuries and reappear but never caught, the unicorn has been preserved by an unmatched device wrought like the work of expert blacksmiths ...

Life's not easy for unicorns, you know. We're a dying breed.

There is something about riding a unicorn, for those people who still can, which is unlike any other experience: exhilarating, and intoxicating, and fine.

At restaurants, I carry paper and markers and tell everyone to draw a picture with a unicorn, an octopus and an explosion. That keeps them [kids] still for a minute.

The unicorn is a mythical beast,

A unicorn is a donkey from the future

We are not always what we seem, and hardly ever what we dream.

It’s a rare man who is taken for what he truly is.

The last unicorn lived in a lilac wood, and she lived all alone.

What use is wizardry if it cannot save a Unicorn?

...no place is more enchanted than where a unicorn has been born.

There are no happy endings, because nothing ends.

The magician stood erect, menacing the attackers with demons, metamorphoses, paralyzing ailments, and secret judo holds. Molly picked up a rock.

But I'm always dreaming, even when I'm awake; it is never finished." -the Lady Amalthea, from The Last Unicorn

What use is magic if it can't save a unicorn?

I didn't love stickers and unicorns and stuff, but just if I were to ride on the back of a beast to work, I want it to be a frickin' unicorn.

I thought unicorns were more . . . Fluffy.

The only better thing than a unicorn, is a gay unicorn.

It would have been nice to have had unicorns.

A happy ending cannot come in the middle of the story

Logic must no more admit a unicorn than zoology can.

Sleep is like the unicorn - it is rumored to exist, but I doubt I will see any

Now I will believe that there are unicorns...

There are these mythic unicorn-y tales of method acting, but Marlon [Brando] wanted to have a good time.