Alvin Martin Quotations

Steve Bruce is like a cat on hot tin bricks.

If Arsenal don't finish third, they might not finish in third place.

The new season will be all about scoring more goals than the opposition.

I wish I could get all the discourteous drivers on a ship and sail them away and make sure it's a really horrible, wavy journey and when they get to where they're going, keep them there.

I love my films. I have stacks and stacks of DVDs. I put 'Last of the Mohicans' on the other day with Daniel Day-Lewis. It hurts me to say it because he's a Millwall fan, but I think he's fantastic.

Kevin Keegan said if he had a blank sheet of paper, five names would be on it.

Brian Laws has lifted his team out of precocious waters

Arsene Wenger uses the FA Cup to bleed his youngsters

Sir Alex, Mourinho, Wenger - none of them could have done a better job at Wigan than Steve Bruce ...