Barry Switzer Quotations

It was like a heart transplant. We tried to implant college in him but his head rejected it.

Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.

It was a horrible, terrible, atrocious, offensive football game.

Lovely? Well, thank you. That's kind of nice of you to say.

People don't know what it means to be champions. Oklahoma invented it.

It never changes. Football is a game of repetition, mental and physical. You may try to articulate it a little different, but it's the same thing: Get better players, make fewer mistakes, and drill the fundamentals into your players' heads. The rest of it is a joke. Teams aren't winning because of what they had for breakfast of what some coach said in the locker room.

The key to his success? He's just faster than the guys chasing him.

Some people are born on third base...

The only way I’d ever recruit a white quarterback to play for me is if his mom and daddy would both have to be black, and that’s the only way I would do it.

The interceptions and two fumbles? Those just happened at the wrong time.

The team with the best quarterbacking and talent wins this game, ... This year, Vincent Young has the best chance to win.

In pro football you're a number. If you don't play well, you're gone and no one cares. But in college, coaches recruit young men and ask them to become a part of their family and help you become a productive citizen for the next 30, 40, 50 years of your life. Your coaches help you develop into something you can be proud of and they are there for life.