Jerry Zucker Quotations

My greatest thrill was the day Mad magazine spoofed 'Ghost.'

I am especially confident in Mike Rousseau and our selected team's ability to grow the business as we enter a new chapter in the history of HBC.

My problem is that I like technology, but I always have to ask myself, 'Now wait a minute, will I actually have any use for this?'

People keep asking if I believe in ghosts. If you're talking about poltergeists and weird, supernatural phenomena, not really.

We are committed to enhancing our customers' shopping experience through a substantially greater focus on service and revitalizing the spirit of the organization.

I would like to thank George Heller and his team for establishing a great foundation on which we can build a very promising future for HBC.

We are pleased to have reached this agreement with HBC today and to be associated with a company with such a long and proud history. As the company's largest shareholder for more than two years, we are aware of the tremendous opportunities available to HBC. We are committed to enhancing our customers' shopping experience through a substantially greater focus on service and revitalizing the spirit of the organization.

The most frustrating thing is that I want to always buy the best thing, the thing that does the most stuff.

This is an historic day for HBC. Heritage is pleased to be associated with a company with such a long and proud history.

But in terms of satire and comedy, our biggest and earliest influence was Mad magazine.

But in terms of satire and comedy,our biggest and earliest influence was Mad magazine.

I love technology, and I love new gadgets. I can no longer figure out how to use any of them, but I love them.

All those zany comedies have instilled a sense of pace in me.

The changes we are making today will result in a more streamlined, flexible, and responsive organizational structure.

It's Moore's Law, everything will be obsolete in 10 years - I'll be obsolete in 10 years!