Julius Nicholas Boroswas a Hungarian-American professional golfer noted for his effortless-looking swing and strong record on difficult golf courses, particularly at the U.S. Open... (wikipedia)
Swing easy and hit hard.
Retire to what? I'm a golfer and a fisherman. I've got no place to retire to.
By the time you get to your ball, if you don't know what to do with it, try another sport.
Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living.
The putter looks like a bunch of nuts and bolts welded together, but the ball goes in the hole.