Maureen Murphy Quotations

He said he was involved with the Lions. I said 'What's a Lion?'

Some men are so macho they'll get you pregnant just to kill a rabbit.

It is an honor and a privilege that I am to be the sponsor of the USS Michael Murphy.

The reason there are so few female politicians is that it is too much trouble to put makeup on two faces.

For an instant I thought he might be serious, but in the context of the rest of his behavior, it didn't mean a lot. But I guess he was trying to make it official.

Cartridges were misplaced or lost. Entire precincts are suspect because cartridges failed.