I don't Understand why People become Farmers, Gangsters & Gamblers when they join Facebook...
Women need to have Men as their Best friend, Because theres a Built-in competition between Women...
Every day is a GIFT... But can anybody tell me where to Return these bloody MONDAY's....
If you have a Headache, Do what it says on the Aspirin Bottle: Take one, and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN...
I don't like people driving faster, that may cause an Accident... Thats the Reason I overtake them....