Stephen Joseph Quotations

Mothers just got it. Men just didn't. They thought they wouldn't be allowed to eat cookies.

It is nonsense on stilts and seemingly the work of a desperate journalist...

Truckers claim these giants will be restricted to motorways and dual carriageways - but we've heard all this before.

Whitehall behaves as if the computer had never been invented.

We thought it was a good idea, and we wanted to show other cities it could be done.

These road trains are fine for the Australian outback but have no place on Britain's country lanes and town centres.

We need to build communities with every day facilities within easy walking and cycling distance and access to a modern public transport network

But instead of doing things for themselves, some industry members prefer to whinge at the government.

The classic Oreo was unique in the sense that there's only one Oreo. You can't mess with it. It's not just a matter of creating a product as good. It has to taste identical .

If hauliers were really concerned about reducing fuel costs, then there are simple things they could do immediately to save fuel,