Tom Arnold Quotations

People still question my sobriety, my commitment to the program, and that hurts. I take things day by day, and sometimes I take them minute by minute, but I honor my commitment to stay sober.

Environmentalists have a very conflicted relationship with their cars.

The difference between one man and another is not mere ability... it is energy.

The nature of show business is people within the business feel that if someone else fails, they move up a notch.

Had it not been for him being in this movie and being from this town, it would not have played here.

Last year at the Super Bowl, a guy came up and said, 'Do you have tickets? He said, 'Are you friends with Big Mike' - I swear to God this is true - 'from Minnesota?' And I was thinking, 'Well, I lived in Minnesota for a while, and I'm sure I knew a guy named Big Mike.' And it was one of those undercover investigators. I'm glad I didn't sell him my Fox tickets.

I swear on my life that is true.

We're just trying to change the law to cover hurricanes. We can't do anything until we get the legislation. If the law doesn't change, we can only reassess the flooded areas.

We know that people have saved for a long time for their SSIA and we are only asking for a very small proportion of their payout as this could go a very long way towards helping others less fortunate.

We feel that this event gives us the ability to really do more than we've ever done before, so we're very excited.

We feel we have the ability to raise more than ever for charity. We've raised $1 million per year over the last four years. We hope we can double that.

We are excited to have the film here in Ottumwa,

That's funny, Mike Tice. Is that your joke?

This film is a movie about people who have secrets. People who are stuck in a rut ... their lives need to be shook up.

Snakes leave the rising water just like people do. It's a matter of mixing people and snakes in proximity, and the outcome is bites.

It's touching a lot of people. She's a great gal and does so much.

I predict it will be a long night at the Farber house if they lose. This is the first game in five years I've been to without working.

They'll aggressively phone to get the order approved, or they'll exploit an offer to get instant credit, and open an account in your name. They sometimes work in gangs, going after high-value goods like jewelry or computer equipment, moving it quickly once they have it.

You won't make the November election, ... You miss it by a few, several days.

The film is done in an interesting way,

It's a sweet film ... something that I hope people will enjoy there.

It's a different kind of film for me,

It's a great bunch of people that wanted to do something special and I think that everybody did the best work they ever did,

If I have at least them, that would be a good thing. I haven't got any, nor have I required a firm commitment. As long as I have enough managed care organizations to handle the population.

Dating is so insecure. My last relationship, I was always there for her and she dumped me. I told her about it. I said, "Remember when your grandma died? I was there. Remember when you flunked out of school? I was there. Remember when you lost your job? I was there!" She said, "I know

The misconception about Hollywood is that it's a crazy drug and alcohol fueled place. It can be but there's also a huge sober community.

My wife's nagging is like living near the airport. After a while you don't notice it any more.

I didn't quit football because I failed a drug test, I failed a test because I was ready to quite football.

Women; can't live with em, can't kill em

There are people who believe once somebody gets you a job in show business you are set and the truth is you have to fight for every job. People opened the doors for me for sure and hopefully I've helped open the door for some people but when you're there it's on you and you better be ready for it.

Hey, Warren, the Raiders signed you to a seven-year deal. I guess Bill Callahan was right - they are the dumbest team in America.

It's pretty lonely and sad to be single. Every night was the same for me, I'd go home and curl up in bed with my favorite book. Well, actually it was a magazine.

Any time your head explodes, that's not a good situation.

If one might wish for impossibilities, I might then wish that my children might be well versed in physical science, but in due subordination to the fulness and freshness of their knowledge on moral subjects. ... Rather than have it the principal thing in my son's mind, I would gladly have him think that the sun went round the earth, and that the stars were so many spangles set in the bright blue firmament.

Kids; 10 seconds of joy, 30 years of misery

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