Abraham Maslow God Quotations

A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.

The chicken came first - God would look silly sitting on an egg.

I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.

Boys will be boys as long as there are no girls in the picture.

A van backed through my windscreen into my wife's face.

An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my vehicle and vanished.

It is unfortunate to consider all lawyers as natural Satanists many are just dumb.