Al Franken President Quotations

I want a president who can handle a cream soda.

Bill Clinton is the greatest president of the 20th century because I played touch football with him.

During the Reagan Administration, Bob Dole was present at a ceremony that included each living ex-president. Looking at a tableau of Ford, Carter and Nixon, Dole said, 'There they are: Hear No Evil, See No Evil and Evil.'

If we have George W. Bush as president, we're going to go back to the kind of policies we had when his father and Ronald Reagan were president.

When the president during the campaign said he was against nation building, I didn't realize he meant our nation.

You don't stand up and say 'Your president is lying to you and you are dying for no reason.' I don't do that joke.