Artie Lange Drinking Quotations

A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian.

The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation.

I'm not going to lie to you fellas, I've been drinking

I quit drinking, and I figure if I go to ten Yankee games this year without drinking I'll save $32,000.

Well I have a drug history and a public drinking problem and I am not the healthiest guy. So they just ran that I died of a drug overdose.