How can I be sure I've succeeded, if I can't remember what I was trying to do
Try to relax and enjoy the crisis.
If you can't go where people are happier, try to make people happier where you are.
If you can neither accept it or change it, try to laugh at it.
Try to be the best of what you are, even if what you are is no good.
My time is far too valuable for me to spend any of it trying to improve myself.
Do what you know is right, but try not to get caught.
There's no harm in talking to yourself, but try to avoid telling yourself jokes you've heard before.
Life can be very deep, but I'm trying to stay at the shallow end.
If you never try anything new, you'll miss many of the world's great disappointments.
I'm just moving clouds today, tomorrow I'll try mountains.
I try to take life as it comes, and just hope it keeps coming.
If you must keep groaning, please try to do it in a rhythm I can dance to.
In order to keep an open mind, I am trying to avoid learning anything.
Life is an incurable condition: the only known treatment is to try to keep the patient comfortable.