Sure, I'd love to beat Notre Dame, don't get me wrong. But nothing matters more than beating that cow college on the other side of the state!
It's kind of hard to rally around a math class.
I don't hire anybody not brighter than I am. If they're not brighter than I am, I don't need them.
Here's a twenty, bury two.
Lee Roy was the best college linebacker - bar none. He would have made every tackle on every play if they had stayed in bounds.