Caitlin Moran Want Quotations

But as the years went on, I realised that what I really want to be, all told, is a human. Just a productive, honest, courteously treated human.

Nowadays, to be frank, every week is a good week for freakshow television. we might start asking, Why are there so many freaks? And why do they all want to be on television?

I never wanted to be famous. It was amusing at first, but now I hate it. I just wanted to be respected by people I respect. And I wanted to be rich. It's best to get rich, then you can do what you want.

I just want Tina Fey to be my best friend. And Lena Dunham. And Oprah, too.

In the end, I want to spend my 60s writing bonkbusters like Jilly Cooper.