Chris Hardwick Trying Quotations

Real philosophy is like trying to read an alarm system installation manual in Korean.

I can't make up for the 10 years I missed, but I'm trying not to miss any more. I was the best bowler in the world for eight years and had as good a career as anyone who ever played the game. I've been a very fortunate person.

American television constantly tries to co-op British comedy and create their own version of it. Most of the time it doesn't work; obviously, in the case of 'The Office,' it did. But a lot of times, it doesn't really work.

The thing about hipsters is that they take very seriously trying to make themselves look like they don't take themselves seriously.

A big company is like trying to steer a luxury liner.

Trying to make strangers laugh is crazy and more than a little narcissistic.