David Sedaris Love Quotations

I love 'Glee.' I cry all the time when I watch 'Glee' because I don't know if it's satire or melodrama and that makes me feel like the writing is aware of itself, and that makes it okay to cry.

I love getting attention, just like a child loves it, and it's never worn off. So when people say, oh the book signings go on, why would I shoo away someone who's giving me attention? What part of standing in line for 10 hours to say how much they love you is bad to you?

Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you're offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone's feelings

Remember that the most important thing is to try and love other people as much as they love you.

We can't profess love without talking through hand puppets.

.. but all of a sudden they’re poets, right, like that’s all it takes — being in love.

Paul Rudnick is a champion of truth (and love and great wicked humor) whom we ignore at our peril.

A history of listening to Top 40 radio had left me with a ridiculous and clichéd notion of love. I had never entertained the feeling myself but knew that it meant never having to say you're sorry. It was a many-splendored thing. Love was a rose and a hammer. Both blind and all-seeing, it made the world go round.

Such movies are always a danger...falling in love is something most adults have actually experienced...The theme is universal and encourages...unhealthy comparisons...why can't our lives be like that? It's a box left unopened, and its avoidance explains the continued popularity of vampire epics and martial-arts extravaganzas.

If finding an apartment is like falling in love, buying one is like proposing on your first date and agreeing not to see each other until the wedding.