David Spade Want Quotations

I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and no one wants to hear about those.

Most of the shows I want to do I'm not smart enough to figure out how to watch.

It's just a campy blast. I just want to do as little as I can and make it good, and try not to sell out. I'm sure I will, but I'm just trying to postpone it.

When I'm interviewed on Leno, just be funny, period. That's all they want from me. I don't want to tell my life story.

No one wants to know I set my alarm and get up 8, but I think it's too weird to sleep in too late.

Now that I have the opportunities to do a lot, I want to do less.

Nobody wants to read about your life. Who cares?