It costs a lot of money to look this cheap.
I'm no natural beauty. If I'm gonna have any looks at all, I'm gonna have to create them.
People say I look so happy - and I say, 'That's the Botox.'
A lot of people have said I'd have probably done better in my career if I hadn't looked so cheap and gaudy. But I dress to be comfortable for me, and you shouldn't be blamed because you want to look pretty.
When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!'
I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park.
I modelled my looks on the town tramp.
People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the heart? It's obvious I've got big ones and if people want to assume they're not mine, then let them.
I'm easy to look like, so there are lots and lots of Dolly look-alikes.
I look like a woman, but I think like a man.
Some guys look better as they get older.
I'm a proud person. I'm not vain. I look at it like it is. If you've got the money and you're going to be out there, you owe it to people not to look like a dog if you can help it.
I'm in showbiz. I look at my boobs like they're show horses or show dogs. You've got to keep them groomed.
People think I'm as shallow and superficial as I look, and it's a surprise when they find out, sure enough, I am.
I just can't stand to look plain, 'cause that don't fit my personality. I may be a very artificial-looking person, but the good news is, I'm very real on the inside.
It's almost like being trapped in some other form. The real me is so different from the way I look on the outside.
My aunt in Knoxville would bring newspapers up, which we used for toilet paper. Before we used it, we'd look at the pictures.
I look at myself like a show dog. I've got to keep her clipped and trimmed and in good shape.
I describe my look as a blend of mother goose, cinderella, and the local hooker!
I compare myself to a good barn. You can have a good barn, and if you paint it, it looks a little better. But if you take the paint off, it's still a good barn.
My husband says I look like a Q-tip.
I enjoy the way I look, but it's a joke.
I hope you're never happy with anybody but me, and every face you look into, I hope you're haunted by me. Yes, I'm possessive and jealous, at least I speak honestly.