Don Rickles Thinking Quotations

I think if I took therapy, the doctor would quit. He'd just pick up the couch and walk out of the room.

Famous people are deceptive. Deep down, they're just regular people. Like Larry King. We've been friends for forty years. He's one of the few guys I know who's really famous. One minute he's talking to the president on his cell phone, and then the next minute he's saying to me, Do you think we ought to give the waiter another dollar?

I'd like to think my performance is today. I never try to - it's so, as you know, watching me, I have a beginning, middle and ending. But every night the show changes and I relate to an audience and I relate to the young people.

People think being in your seventies means sitting around in a chair with a blanket over your legs, drooling.

Once in a while, when I'm alone, I think about my age. I think, How many more years do I have on this earth? But I can't really conceive of dying. Somehow, in my head, I don't think I'll die. I know that everybody dies, of course. I just think that it'll never come to me. It's crazy, but there it is.

Whatever you do to gain success, you have to hang in there and hope good things happen. Always think positive.

So many young people think the big sex act is the whole movie, but that's not the case. You need to be able to talk and laugh and cry together.