Gail Carriger Lord Quotations

Lord Maccon was built like a brick outhouse, with opinions twice as unmoving and often equally full of crap.

No, Lord Maccon was riproaring, tumble down, without a doubt, pickled beyond the gherkin.

Lyall had spent centuries nibbling about the great layered cake that was polite society while Lord Akeldama acted the part of the frosting on its top.

My Hallway" remarked Lord Akeldama,"Has never seen such lively action. And That, my sugarplums, is saying something!

These feelings you engender in me, my lord, are most indelicate. You should stop causing them immediately.

Lord Akeldama sighed. 'You lovebirds, how will I endure such flirtations constantly in my company? How déclassé, Lord Maccon, to love your own wife.

Alexia suspected Lord Maccon's handling was a tad more than was strictly called for under the circumstances, but she secretly enjoyed the sensation. After all, how often did a spinster of her shelf life get manhandled by an earl of Lord Maccon's peerage? She had better take advantage of the situation.

Lord Maccon looked up. “Grovel, you say?” Lyall did not glance away from the latest vampire report he was perusing. “Grovel, my lord.

Uh, my lord, I am not actually food. You do realize this, yes?