Turns out, that's how it is with weddings. You just keep getting in deeper and deeper until you want to throw up.
Transitions are critically important. I want the reader to turn the page without thinking she's turning the page. It must flow seamlessly.
I want to see your tailpipe fading off into the sunset." Good luck, I thought. My tailpipe was somewhere on Route 1, along with my muffler.
I don't want my readers slowed down by long passages of narrative.
I like my nuts," Mooner said. "I don't want them cut off. I'd be, like, nutless then.
I'd spent a night with Ranger a while ago, and I knew what happened when he was encouraged. Ranger knew how to make a woman want him. Ranger was magic.
I had an alarm, I had nerve gas, I had a yogurt. What more could anyone want?
I've finally reached a stage in my career where I can do what I want.
If you want to cry, you're not going to like my books.
Stop the planet. I want to get off.
Ranger Smiled. 'You want me to be Superman? Spend the night with me.