I was nervous and hesitant about putting myself out there for the pie scene. But I went for it and the results were wonderful.
You realize we're all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us.
Well, I'm proud to say American Pie was the kind of crazy, gross-out film that guys thought was the greatest.
A girl came up to me in a bar and said she wanted to be my apple pie. I wish I'd said something cool, but I was stunned.
I've heard every pie joke in the book. I'm still waiting for an original one.
In order for American Pie to have worked, you have to have a character who, even while he is humping a pie, the audience still likes