Jasper Fforde Genre Quotations

I have the death sentence in seven genres.

Journeys up the Metaphoric River are hugely enjoyable and highly recommended. Since every genre is nourished by its heady waters, a paddle steamer can take even the most walk-shy tourists to their chosen destination. As a bonus, there is traditionally at least one murder on board each trip--a "consideration" to the head steward will ensure that it is not you.

Comedy was one of those genres that while appearing quite jolly was actually highly dangerous.