Jim Butcher Dresden Quotations

I don't believe in faeries!

The best thing about my faerie godmother is that the creepy just keeps on coming.

Discretion is the better part of not getting exsanguinated.

Its amazing waht you can get used to if your daily allowance of bizarre is high enough.'......Harry Dresden

I'm sure that you psychotic necro-wannabes with delusions of godhood are all about sharing with your fellow maniacs.

Bring it, Darth Bathrobe!

Dammit, Dresden, if you want to know about me, wait for the autobiography like everyone else.

Thank God for wisecracks.

Death is only frightening from the near side.

I think that men ought to treat women like something other than weaker men with breasts.

I died. I died and someone made a clerical error and I am in Heaven.

You're such a cynic," Molly said. "I think cynics are playful and cute.

You rush a miracle worker, you get lousy miracles!

Many things are not as they seem: The worst things in life never are.

There aren't any magical words, really. Words just hold the magic.

All right, you primitive screwheads. Listen up. I'm Harry Dresden. I'm the new Winter Knight.

Magic. It can get a guy killed.

Nobody can be bad at everything. There’s no such thing as a perfect screwup.

Ack!" I said. Fearless master of the witty dialogue, that's me.

I love being a wizard. Every day is like Disneyland.

Marcone's scum, but he's his own scum" -Harry Dresden

I stared up at the Erlking, and with my typical pithy brilliance said, "Uh-oh.