Joe Rogan Talking Quotations

If you are the greatest, why would you go around talking about it?

If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe.

I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking.

I don`t like people that make their living talking about bullshit, and you see them in many shows that are made on the same subject. When you go looking at UFOs or bigfoot or what-have-you, there's just nothing there.

Have you ever talked to someone, and you're not even really talking to them? Actors are the worst for that.

My company is called Talking Monkey, Inc. It's because that's what I think all people are: talking monkeys.