John Oliver Want Quotations

Once you learn how to make people laugh, then you get to choose exactly how you want to make them laugh.

Ads are baked into content like chocolate chips into a cookie. Except, it's actually more like raisins into a cookie because no one [expletive] wants them there.

When you're doing stand-up, you want to stand onstage and, to the extent that you can, uncomplicatedly entertain.

If you want to do something evil, put it inside something boring.

We in Britain stopped evolving gastronomically with the advent of the pie. Everything beyond that seemed like a brave, frightening new world. We knew the French were up to something across the Channel, but we didn't want anything to do with it.