John Stewart Prank Quotations

The Port Lavaca Police Department is requesting that parents make their children aware that a prank of this nature is a serious crime which can result in a permanent criminal record,

I didnt realize that the news organizations look to Comedy Central for their cues on integrity ...You're doing theatre when you should be doing debate... What you do is not honest... You're on CNN! The show that leads in to me is puppets making prank phone calls! What is wrong with you?