John Waters Kids Quotations

Wouldn't you rather your kid be a drug dealer than a drug addict?

If your kid comes out of the bedroom and says he just shut down the government, he should have an outfit for that.

A lot of kids are moving to Baltimore, because we have a great music scene and we've got edge. Come on down, we've got scary edge. But great edge - it's still a city you can be a bohemian in.

You see a kid making a film on a cell phone. He doesn't know what he's doing either. But it comes out kind of good.

I never thought I had more fun when I was young than kids are having today. I think they have just as much fun. It's a different way to have fun.

It delights me to find something that kids are doing that surprises me that seems new. That's the best feeling you can have.