Jon Stewart Als Quotations

Poor Al Gore. Global warming completely debunked via the very internet you invented.

Al-Qaeda's resurgence brings out the worst in the Bush Administration's math and logic.

(Terrorists) are planning to disrupt our democratic process. It's scary I know, but we're not going to let al Qaeda tell us what to do. In fact, our government has decided that if al Qaeda attempts to disrupt our democratic process, we are going to respond by disrupting it first.