Joseph Heller Catch Quotations

There was only one catch and that was Catch-22, which specified that a concern for one's own safety in the face of dangers that were real and immediate was the process of a rational mind.

They couldn't keep Death out, but while she was in she had to act like a lady.

Be glad you're even alive.' Be furious you're going to die.

Major Major never sees anyone in his office while he's in his office.

There was only one catch and that was catch 22

That's some catch, that Catch-22," he observed. It's the best there is," Doc Daneeka agreed.

Fortunately, just when things were blackest, the war broke out.