Kevin Smith Time Quotations

Oh, I'm online all the time now. I'm not an outdoorsy type.

When times are tough like this, and they certainly are challenging, it's not a time to recoil or retreat from the situation. You've got to be strong, and you've got to play your plan out as best you can.

With all the investment that's going to happen in the area, we thought it was a good time to consider making some changes.

It's not clear how the car got into the intersection. We don't know if it blew the stop sign, rolled through it, or thought it had time to beat the bus.

The first game I was really intimidated. I was thinking just defense. This time I was thinking both offense and defense. He's a Division I player, you have to be intimidated.

In my spare time, I smoke acres of weed.

How lame do you have to be to spend your time like that on the Internet? Can't you do something more constructive, like surf the porn? Or go into the real world and interact with people rather than cyber-sniping.