Leslie Nielsen Golf Quotations

The reason they call it 'golf' is that all the other 4 letter words were used up.

I wore that same shirt yesterday playing golf, ... There goes the Nike account.

The actual distance a bad golfer is going to hit the ball with any club obviously depends on many factors, not the least of which is whether the ball was actually hit at all.

Those who the gods seek to destroy first, learn how to play golf.

The reason they call if 'golf' is that all the other 4 letter words were used up.