Louis C. K. Life Quotations

For my scale, how I grew up and live my life, I'm making plenty of money.

I don't have a brother in real life.

People say, 'My phone sucks.' No, it doesn’t! The shittiest cellphone in the world is a miracle. Your life sucks. Around the phone.

I just love learning. I think learning is how you live. The verb of my life is learning.

Life is full of horrible mistakes.

You know what, it's not your life, it's life. Life is bigger than you, if you can imagine that. Life isn't something that you possess, it's something that you take part in and witness.

Don't text or Twitter during the show. Just live your life. Don't keep telling people what you're doing… also it lights up your big dumb face.