Matt Groening Simpsons Quotations

Families are about love overcoming emotional torture. - Maker of the Simpsons

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

I thought I had an appetite for destruction, but all I wanted was a club sandwich.

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman. Homer Simpson

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel.

But Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder.

Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.