Mike Birbiglia Love Quotations

I love pizza. I want to marry it, but it would just be to eat her family at the wedding.

I would say that I love pizza so much that sometimes I eat pizza while I'm eating pizza. Like, I'm so content with myself with how it's going that I'm like, 'I should do this more,' not realizing that the mouth is full. I'm just cramming pizza into my mouth.

I love 'Bullets Over Broadway,' but I'm pretty sure Woody Allen hasn't killed somebody.

As artists, we'd all love to not be commercial - to not sell out to the full extent that we are able. But you do what you have to do to pay New York rent and continue to do what you feel strongly about.

'Terminator 2' is so good. I love it.

In terms of comedy, there was a Seinfeldian era of comedy that I love but got played out. Seinfeld was great, but then after him it was people acting like Seinfeld and making observations that we felt like we'd kind of heard before, and then you're seeing Seinfeldian comedy in commercials. Suddenly everything is observational funniness.

Falling in love is a completely transcendent experience. It's like eating pizza-flavored ice cream